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I got to know this beautiful, smart, and funny woman in Amsterdam
at the Cup three years - '00, 01, and '02. She is actually a kind
of mentor to me in some ways. She gave me some, what I consider to be,
some very savvy show biz advise. She's got some street smarts, this one. She inspired me to
write and record the song THIS GIRL IS WATERMELON from my
Cd, PUFF ON A BIG FAT J. The remix of the track THIS GIRL IS WATERMELON
(MELON GIRL MIX) from my remix CD PARTY TONIGHT went to #8 on the mp3.com club
chart. Watermelon
can be found on stage in Vancouver entertaining stoners at night in her shows
THE HALFWAY HOUSE FOR WAYWARD ARTISTS or THE GROW SHOW and selling her famous
pot cookies naked on Wreck Beach. Well, she used to sell her cookies
naked on the beach until the police ran an undercover sting and put her out of
the cookie business...
The Watermelon Girl
Sting Operation Update |
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"You
won't be seeing this naked ass on Wreck beach this summer but to please give
generously so it can be freed from it's new found
purgatory." WATERMELON
"On two occasions last
summer undercover officers acting in accordance with the "Watermelon Girl
Sting Operation" had cleverly disguised themselves as glaucoma patients.
Later they were spotted carrying milk around Wreck Beach when they solicited and
entrapped me. I am now being charged with two counts of allegedly trafficking in
ginger snap cookies. Don't let this happen to your kids."
Canada's Top Ten
Most Sexiest Criminal, Weed Diva "Watermelon" has yet another
postponement in her upcoming cookie controversy. The new date set for the trial
is December 8th 2003 at 9:30am in the new Richmond Courthouse where ever the
hell that is. Mark it on your new calendar. Come watch your tax dollars at work.
from
www.melongirl.com
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